children reproducing?

My mother is crazy. For reals. Just a heads up for this story.

So, my nephew just had his 4th birthday. My mother called me a couple weeks before and wanted me to order his present. She has no computer. No internet. No tv. Well, she has a tv-that she watches movies on from her collection of over 500. Anyway...she wanted me to order this:

What the heck does a 4 year old need with an ipad station, mom? "Because he hasn't had children yet!" she exclaimed. WTF?! Think about it for a second and I will distract you with a couple cute pictures of said nephew:

Why don't I like any pictures of him looking happy?! I don't know. He just looks cuter this way. To me.

Back to my mom and her being concerned with my 4 year old nephew not having children yet. Of course, there is a perfectly logical explanation. He uses an ipad. For angry birds or whatever. He holds it on his lap. Where his reproductive stuff is. Right? Duh. Who knows what all these new gadgets are emitting? So now, he has a bamboo station for his ipad-so that he may procreate. Eventually. Hopefully.

We should all start thinking about these things. Just sayin'.

Up next will be a story about mom's concern for brain cancer...